One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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