Kiss
Puke
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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