The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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