Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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