no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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