I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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