I think I just saw someone hide a body.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just threw up on my dentist
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
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