I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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