kristin has been a bad kristin
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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