Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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