So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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