theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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