Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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