you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
You work out of a Hotel?
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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