He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
i think im in europe. pls send help
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
You don't make any sense
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