i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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