Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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