alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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