We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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