just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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