ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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