hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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