So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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