so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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