low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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