whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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