he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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