How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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