Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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