Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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