Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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