there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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