therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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