So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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