well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
