And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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