I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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