We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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