I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
im holly from the hills drunk
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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