i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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