my room smells like sperm. sweet.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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