Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
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