I must be too annoying 4 u.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Randomize
