I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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