yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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