whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
3 2 1 whiskey
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
