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I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.

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(740): View more from Ohio

you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god

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(616): View more from Michigan

I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.

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She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.

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(313): View more from Michigan

its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.

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(618): View more from Illinois

Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote

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(239): View more from Florida

I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly

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(817): View more from Texas

Did you ask Harvard boi?

(1-817): View more from Texas

Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank

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