She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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