Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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