At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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